There is a Swiss website called UN Jobs, which, true to its name, lists such positions as “Program Officer, Kabul: World Food Program.”

I have recently discovered that it has one page dedicated to me, and another dedicated to Matthew David Brozik, my co-author on the Government Manual series.

Why? I don’t know. I can only speculate that The Government Bureau of Superheroics and The Enchantment Administration have been taken over by the UN. Either that, or Matthew has signed us both up to be radio operators in Qalat, Afghanistan without telling me.