Poems Based On The Most Desirable Ad Keywords, Part III

A Song Parody On The Theme of “Lasik New York City”
(sung to the tune of Boy From New York City)
Oo ah oo ah oo oo, Kitty–
Tell us about lasik, New York City.
Oo ah oo ah come on, Kitty–
Tell us about lasik, New York City.
If you can’t see things
when they’re 10 feet high,
they shoot these laser beams
into your eye.
And no joke–when all that smoke
clears away, your cornea is OK-doke.
Oo ee– you suddenly can see.
Goodbye, crap (yeah, yeah)
corneal flap. (Yeah, yeah.)
Oo ah oo ah Kitty,
tell us about lasik in New York City
Oo ah oo ah Kitty,
Tell us about lasik in New York City.

2 Responses to “Poems Based On The Most Desirable Ad Keywords, Part III”

  1. Teme

    I can see clearly now the pain is gone! The first thing I’ve ever read that made Lasik surgery sound palatable!

  2. CarbonNYC

    Not sure how “palatable” — but catchy, certainly. I’m expecting to see this on those “Poetry in Motion” subway ads by next month… (THAT’S how you spell “OK-doke”!?)